Friday, October 11, 2013
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Episodes 4-6 Official Synopses
Updated 9/25/2023
“Eye Spy” - October 15, 2013----------
Agent Coulson and the S.H.I.E.L.D. team try to track down a mysterious woman who has single-handedly committed numerous high-stakes heists. But when the woman’s identity is revealed, a troubling secret stands to ruin Coulson, on “Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D."
"Girl in the Flower Dress" - October 22, 2013----------
An elusive girl in a flower dress may hold the key to the mystery that brings Coulson and team to Asia to rescue a young man with an unusual and dangerous power; and Skye has a secret that jeopardizes her relationship with the team right when they need her most.
"FZZT" - November 5, 2013
When floating bodies turn up, Coulson and the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D must hunt down an elusive killer. No one is safe--not even the team--on "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D."
If We Had A Small Monkey | Review: "The Asset"
Updated 9/25/2023
Another great episode, but not as good as the first two. That doesn't mean the episode was bad, it just was not able to top the other two, which was expected.
The episode focused on Skye a lot. It seems like she wants to be loyal to S.H.I.E.L.D. as well as the Rising Tide. Not a good choice for a double agent.
Also, there were only three references to "The Avengers" and not to any other MCU movie.
Best Quotes:
Skye: I thought I was joining S.H.I.E.L.D., not 24 Hour Fitness.
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Coulson: They paid you in gold?
Ward: Now it really feels like the Old West
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Skye: Guys, high school dropout here.
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Fitz: If we had a monkey, we could get in.
Simmons: Ugh, Fitz.
Fitz: If we had a small monkey, he could slip through the sensors and disable the fence's power source with his adorable little hands.
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Coulson: You forget -- I saw plenty of action with The Avengers.
May: And you died.
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Fitz: She probably just used her... (stammers)...her boobs.
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Simmons: Saying his name repeatedly does not increase productivity.
Fitz: Okay, go.
Simmons: Or maybe it does.
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Hall: I'm sorry, Mr. Coulson. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.
Coulson: I'll be honest, our strategy did not take into consideration you saying that.
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Guard: Kid's got balls.
Skye: Thanks, but yuck.
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Hall: Your search for an unlimited power source brought an alien invasion.
Coulson: Fair point.
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Coulson: I used to have this down. Should be just muscle memory.
'Ship Watch:
Skye and Ward started opening up to each other and revealing details about their pasts. Although it is a step towards a solid relationship, I doubt Skye will be revealing her true identity to Ward anytime soon.
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There was a lot of tension between Fitz-Simmons in the episode. Might it have something to do with the aerosol they were spraying at the beginning of the episode? Or could the animosity just be because Fitz was mad at Simmons for using his newest invention before him, and Simmons jealous of Fitz's attention on Skye?
Theories:
Coulson mysteriously lost his muscle memory. Yet another proof he is a clone.
Comments:
The old science fiction cliche of creating a new element and naming it after a noun, verb, or adjective and then adding -ium at the end. An element that controls gravity? Gravitonium. (At least it is better than Unobtanium.)
Also, the 'jump out of a window/off the balcony and into the swimming pool' cliche.
Soundtrack:
"Drive All Night Till Dawn" by Wagons.
Monday, October 7, 2013
Friday, October 4, 2013
Thursday, October 3, 2013
The Device Fueled By Evil | Review: "0-8-4"
Opening Thoughts:
Another great episode!!!
I really liked Nick Fury's cameo at the end of the episode. I liked actually seeing Fury meet with Coulson instead of other characters only mentioning that Fury yelled at Coulson. But I think that having monkey-fighting Samuel L. Jackson on the Monday-to-Friday plane was too early in the series. They should have waited to have a Nick Fury cameo until the season finale.
Best Quotes:
Skye: Hey. No joy rides, okay. That's my house.
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Simmons: Let's find a bunk for our guest.
Fitz: There's only one left, and it's right next to mine!
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Skye: Agent Ward said they sent you to Tahiti.
Coulson: It's a magical place.
Skye: You mentioned that.
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Coulson: (Explaining 0-8-4) The last one turned out to be pretty interesting.
Skye: What was the last one?
Coulson: A hammer.
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Skye: So, everything that I am against?
Coulson: Yep.
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Simmons: (to 'Sleepy') Leave the man alone.
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Ward: I forgot I was working with 'The Cavalry'.
May: Don't ever call me that.
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Coulson: Do you need anything else before I go check on the device fueled by evil that's sitting in our cargo hold?
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Skye: ...I might as well be team captain.
Simmons: (scoffs)
Coulson: (angry glare)
Skye: I'm joking, but maybe that's not such a bad idea...
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Ward: You've heard of 'The Cavalry'?
Fitz-Simmons: ...She's 'The Cavalry'?!
May: I told you never to call me that!
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Reyes: Your renewed ideals, your collectibles, your airborne man-cave, surrounding yourself with young, attractive agents. You're having a mid-life crisis.
Coulson: More an afterlife thing, really.
Reyes: And I'm not going to even mention the red Corvette.
Coulson: Her name's Lola.
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Skye: I read the safety pamphlet.
Ward: I think you may be the first.
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Coulson: Yeah, we're gonna have to kill the fish tank.
Questions and Comments:
If S.H.I.E.L.D.'s insurance covers hijacking under incidentals, what is the loss of an entire base caused by an angry Asgardian covered under?
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Poor 'Sneezy', the first casualty in the battle above Peru.
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Would the life raft really plug the hole and not be sucked out? That's something the MythBusters need to test.
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Who/what is the Rising Tide? Why are they going dark? And how important is Skye to them?
Theories
Whenever Tahiti is mentioned to Coulson, he automatically replies, "It's a magical place." It's like he is programmed to say that. Like a robot. But since we know this Coulson can bleed, I still say he's a clone and not a robot.
'Ship Watch
Fitz is very happy to have Skye bunking next to his room. He may be in love with Simmons, but he knows his chances with her are slim-to-none. I think that Fits/Skye is the 'ship that has the most immediate possibility.
But Ward has quickly volunteered to be Skye's superior officer. Skye/Ward is inevitable, it is just going to take a while to actually happen.
Friday, September 27, 2013
Thursday, September 26, 2013
Tahiti - It's A Magical Place | Review: Pilot
Updated 9/25/2023
I went in to "Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D." with high expectations, and "Pilot" exceeded my expectations!!! I knew that references were going to be made to "The Avengers" but I did not realize that nearly every movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe was going to be referenced. Hopefully there were not too many references that viewers not familiar with the MCU will feel left out of the loop and not want to keep watching the show.
Best Quotes:
Hill: A little while ago most people went to bed thinking that the craziest thing in the world was a billionaire in a flying metal suit.
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Ward: I don't think that Thor is technically a god.
Hill: Well, you haven't been near his arms.
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Coulson: I think it's a little poop with knives sticking out of it.
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Skye: With great power comes a ton of weird crap that you are not prepared to deal with.
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Simmons: I'm not Hermione!
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Ward: She's a groupie. All this hacking into S.H.I.E.L.D., tracking powers, she might as well be one of those sweaty cosplay girls crowding around Stark Tower.
Skye: What?! I would ... It was one time.
Questions:
The guard standing near the doorway where Coulson came in to promote Ward to Level 7 - did he automatically promoted to Level 7 too, or did he already have that clearance to stand in the room with Ward and Hill?
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What is Skye's story? Why did she erase her entire identity and adopt the name 'Skye'? How deep is she into the Rising Tide organization? If she is important, is she still loyal to the group and working as a double agent in S.H.I.E.L.D.? Or if she is not as important to Rising Tide, will they try anything to get her away from Coulson and gang?
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What is Ward's family history, and why could his people skills be worse than a poop with knives sticking out of it? He obviously loves his Gramzy, but are his problems with his parents? Could he be a second or third generation S.H.I.E.L.D. agent?
Theories:
Coulson is alive!!! Despite "being shanked by the Asgardian Mussolini" and not breathing for 8-40 seconds. All Coulson remembers is recovering in Tahiti, though those memories might not be accurate. So, how does Coulson live? My theory is that Phil Coulson did indeed die in The Avengers, and the Coulson working for S.H.I.E.L.D. now is a clone.
In place of any specific details about how Coulson could have been cloned, I am embedding the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie "The 6th Day".
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"The 6th Day" co-stars Michael Rooker, who joins the Marvel Cinematic Universe as Yondu in "Guardians of the Galaxy".
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I am guessing that Lola was made by Howard Stark after he perfected the technology he was attempting to show off at the 1942 World's Fair.
'Ship Watch:
Obviously, the relationship between Ward and Skye is going to be a big focus of the show.
Some people feel that Coulson was flirting with Hill when he was recommending she should vacation in Tahiti. Although the exchange kind of had a flirtatious vibe, I don't think that a Coulson/Hill relationship is going to happen.
And I am going to state right here, right now: Simmons may believe that she and Fitz have a brother/sister relationship, but Fitz is in love with her. Having Simmons think of him like a brother is actually worse than being in the friend zone.
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